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dazlious2014-10-06 09:32 pm
phantastus) wrote in dazlious2014-10-06 09:32 pm
it's 4 am and i havent started my essay LET'S MARATHON FUTURAMA
You did it.
You made it through those last agonizing weeks of high school and now you are FREE, on the cusp of four awesome years of cozy coffee-shop crushes, inebriated makeouts, and crazy pranks. It's gonna be the best years of your life, kiddo, and you intend to make the most of it. It's going to be PERFECT.
... Almost.
Maybe.
Possibly.
Hopefully.
INSTRUCTIONS:
‧ Post with whatever character you want
‧ Responders roll (random.org is good for this!) for scenario and get to threading!
‧ ???
‧ Profit!!
SCENARIO
1. I am really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier on your way to class if I have to SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT
2. Vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room
3. My roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor?
4. It’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together, do you think they’d deliver pizza here?
5. Hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model?
6. Hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim?
7. I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity.
8. All our friends are drunk.
9. It’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost. Are you actually here?
10. We’re the only two people in this club. What is this club even for.
11. Humans vs Zombies.
12. We’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
13. ~*~GROUP PROJECT~*~
14. Both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but neither of us know where it's actually supposed to be.
15. You keep parking in the space outside my student house you ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE
16. We live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window.
17. I broke the printer and I'm panicking and you're the only other person in the room PLEASE HELP ME
18. Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building.
19. This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals.
20. I found your USB drive still in the computer.
21. ... I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria!
22. You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows. STOP.
23. We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances.
24. We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class and the only other person donating just fainted in their chair.
25. You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
26. Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
27. You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs.
28. You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry.
29. Waiting for office hours
30. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester, why did you decide to sit in it TODAY?
31. You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.
32. We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop.
33. You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline please I am on my knees here
34. My friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex QUICK MAKE OUT WITH ME
35. We’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill.
36. Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes.
37. Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash.
38. Your school mailbox is right next to mine.
39. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall.
40. My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire.
41. You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class.
42. My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center.
43. we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit.
44. You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance.
45. What do you mean, we’re under a tornado warning?
BONUS ROUND: Your character is literally a monster at Monsters University. Roll again for one of the previous options to apply to this scenario.
Thanks to this post for all the scenarios.
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[There's even a note at the bottom of the package that says NO CHICKENS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS CANDY. Heather can't tell if it's supposed to be a joke or not, but it looks fairly serious.]
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[Miko's tone leaves little doubt about the fact that she, at least, is joking, and does not actually think that that package contains more chickens than it could physically hold.]
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[Well, no point in beating around the bush any longer. Heather turns to face Miko head-on.]
Okay, so here's the thing.
I need like.... five bags of those Caramarshmel truffle things.
It's urgent.
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[She straightens up and shoots a grin at Heather as she goes to get the cookies.] And here I thought you just wanted to stare at candy corn and enjoy my company.
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A mystery with a big essay due in the morning.
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[She tosses the cookies onto the counter.] D'you need me to tell you the price or can you calculate that automatically for these now?
[Yes, Heather, you had every reason to be concerned about Miko being the cashier every time you were here for cookies. Though she might not be quite as obnoxious about it if you hadn't pretended you weren't here for cookies this time.]
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Don't judge me.
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I'll just wait 'til my shift's over and laugh at you for buying cookies then.
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[She says this dully as she pulls out her wallet.]
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[Actually she mostly does as little actual work as she can get away with and keeps switching the radio to play death metal, but she has managed not to get fired yet. Close enough.]
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Now take my money.
[She slaps a handful of crumpled dollars and loose change down on the counter.]
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[She gives the cookies a quick push closer to Heather then sweeps the money across the counter, starting to sort it into the register.]
Normally I'm s'posed to say "have a nice day, hope to see you again" here, but let's be real, I don't figure there's much chance that I won't.
[She grins.] So, have a nice day!
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[Heather shoots her one last semi-dirty look before sweeping off with the cookies like a wanted criminal.]