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dazlious2014-10-06 09:32 pm
phantastus) wrote in dazlious2014-10-06 09:32 pm
it's 4 am and i havent started my essay LET'S MARATHON FUTURAMA
You did it.
You made it through those last agonizing weeks of high school and now you are FREE, on the cusp of four awesome years of cozy coffee-shop crushes, inebriated makeouts, and crazy pranks. It's gonna be the best years of your life, kiddo, and you intend to make the most of it. It's going to be PERFECT.
... Almost.
Maybe.
Possibly.
Hopefully.
INSTRUCTIONS:
‧ Post with whatever character you want
‧ Responders roll (random.org is good for this!) for scenario and get to threading!
‧ ???
‧ Profit!!
SCENARIO
1. I am really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier on your way to class if I have to SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT
2. Vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room
3. My roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor?
4. It’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together, do you think they’d deliver pizza here?
5. Hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model?
6. Hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim?
7. I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity.
8. All our friends are drunk.
9. It’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost. Are you actually here?
10. We’re the only two people in this club. What is this club even for.
11. Humans vs Zombies.
12. We’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
13. ~*~GROUP PROJECT~*~
14. Both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but neither of us know where it's actually supposed to be.
15. You keep parking in the space outside my student house you ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE
16. We live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window.
17. I broke the printer and I'm panicking and you're the only other person in the room PLEASE HELP ME
18. Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building.
19. This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals.
20. I found your USB drive still in the computer.
21. ... I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria!
22. You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows. STOP.
23. We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances.
24. We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class and the only other person donating just fainted in their chair.
25. You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
26. Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
27. You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs.
28. You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry.
29. Waiting for office hours
30. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester, why did you decide to sit in it TODAY?
31. You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.
32. We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop.
33. You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline please I am on my knees here
34. My friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex QUICK MAKE OUT WITH ME
35. We’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill.
36. Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes.
37. Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash.
38. Your school mailbox is right next to mine.
39. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall.
40. My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire.
41. You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class.
42. My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center.
43. we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit.
44. You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance.
45. What do you mean, we’re under a tornado warning?
BONUS ROUND: Your character is literally a monster at Monsters University. Roll again for one of the previous options to apply to this scenario.
Thanks to this post for all the scenarios.
Random generates: #7
The romantically inclined would probably like to think that the reason she is always popping into the student store whenever Megatron is on duty, despite the fact that Megatron's shift is always at ass-o-clock in the morning and Starscream never has classes this early if she can help it, is because the girl has a bit of a crush going. In reality the reasons are a lot more sinister, and far more ridiculous.
It's actually a very well laid plan, if she does say so herself. These cookies are like gold. Everyone on campus wants them, everyone needs them, and by taking the initiative to get there before anyone else and buy the whole stock, she controls the supply to the overwhelming demand. Then, all she has to do is split up the stock amongst her little gang of eerily similar looking comrades. They hit the campus and look for hungry, sugar-starved customers, and she rakes in the massive profit. In cash, of course. It's fool proof, and most importantly it can't be traced. If the money isn't in an account there is no way for her parents to see the ill-gotten gains and grow suspicious, either. Serves them right for cutting her off the way they did. What kind of parents limits their daughters spending money to 1000 bucks a month? Horrible ones, that's what. Don't say you never taught her good business sense, dad. It's only the third day of her doing this, but everything is going so smoothly so far.
She swaggers up to the baked goods register and slaps down five twenty dollar bills, leaning on the counter with one perfectly manicured hand. Without even bothering to turn to face the hulking cashier, in a tone of voice that indicates that she is very uninterested in dealing with any nonsense right now, she says: "Give me the lot."