phantastus: (god of thunder)
phantastus ([personal profile] phantastus) wrote in [community profile] dazlious2014-03-13 11:01 pm

Call me animal.

WHO: Heather Mason and Maurice Hutch (OC)
WHERE: Dogtrot, Texas
WHEN: Just easing into spring.
WHAT: What probably would have been a night spent loitering around the drug store and breaking bottles in the alley like generic malcontent youths takes several unexpected turns when a vampire hunter interrupts Maurice while waiting for his friend from up north.
RATING: Probably PG. CW for violence, mild body horror and transformation.




awsum
ill be outside where the rentareel used to be


Maurice had put out the call and now he was in his place, hands in his coat pockets. He hadn't seen his friend for a while now. One thing or another would come up (said things including worrying mothers, various injuries, and plain bad weather) and now that at least the weather had calmed its bad self down, the world was ready to be trampled again.

And what a night for it! It was clear with chilly breezes sneaking around buildings and down alleyways. An orange moon hung low on the horizon and kept the clouds far on the edges of the horizon. It wouldn't rain for two more days. Spring was coming. The tiny green shoots had just barely started poking out of the ground where there was enough actual soil instead of the red clay of Dogtrot. Crispy dead leaves still hung in the corners where the buildings met the sidewalk. Easter candy all but overflowed on super market shelves.

The vampire thought of all the things they would do once Heather got there. They could graffiti the old building marked to be torn down the following week since it was technically not illegal anymore. They could eat pizza at Tod's until they were sick. And DRANKS. And Sega. If Meranda hadn't taken over the sofa for the night. An outlet in her room had blown (or so she said) so she spent a lot of time on the sofa during her WoW raids.

Something interrupted his thoughts. He had lived in Dogtrot for years now and not a lot surprised him. He knew the local vampires, he even knew a local spook or two. He knew the drug addicts and the few homeless and what they sounded like. What he heard on that empty chilly street was none of those things.

"Quack quack!" It was mechanical. Grainy.

Maurice lifted a brow and tugged his phone out wondering if Meranda had passive-aggressively changed the ring on it again.

"Quack quack!"

"The hell...?" It wasn't his phone. Maurice pocketed it and looked all around. The quack came from an alley across the street between a now defunct QUICK CASH and what was going to be a shiny new laundromat. Maurice looked both ways and ventured forward into the gloom.

The garbage can at the end of the alley quacked. Maurice screwed up his face in thought. Broken toy that suddenly came back to life? Stranded cyborge duck?

Up above on the rooftop, a long and lean and very crafty hunter was watching his prey fall for his trap hook, line, and sinker. His father had been a hunter--a normal hunter. Deer, ducks, rams. He had watched him make odd noises to get the attention of the deer. A whistle or a click to make them stop in just the right place. Sometimes to even lure them in.

Humans were the most curious animals that he knew of and though the thing in the alleyway wasn't human (not in the slightest) he had to watch it in fascination and amusement before he made his move.

Maurice peered into the trash. There was an old Talkboy straight from the eighties in the trash quacking away.

"Oh, man, sweet!" It was all his! He reached for it. Something dressed in full army camo descended upon him and drove a thin knife into his shoulder. Maurice screamed like a wildcat and the fight began.
toothaches: (thats real cute)

[personal profile] toothaches 2014-08-07 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The jar smashed. Glass scattered across the floor with the leaves and twigs and the carcasses of old bugs. The dirt that had been in the jar plumed in the small space, revealing what had also been in the jar.

Teeth.

Flat teeth, sharp teeth, hollow teeth, teeth with holes, gold teeth, black teeth...


Maurice's face appeared around the door frame. "If you die in there I'm not coming in after you!"
foolishwren: *i take a pen and make it say 69 69 69* *the wall bleeds a little more to say beneath it: "nice"* (*walls start bleeding and spell 666*)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-08 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Clamping her hands down over her head, Heather gave it a heavy shake, wincing.

"Ow, what the hell, who put those there..."

Blinking, she withdrew one hand and looked at the big heavy claws to see if there was any blood--... and then past them, down at the floor.

And stopped.

".... Uh... Zilla?"
toothaches: (oh shit)

[personal profile] toothaches 2014-08-08 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
"What?" Maurice went back on his own word and took a careful step inside. In the dim light he saw the teeth. "Oh, gross."

The teeth began to move.

"Oh, God!"

They quivered and suddenly, all at once, as if yanked by some powerful magnet, stood on their ends and began to slowly turn, drilling themselves into the ground.

"Hey, Heather, how about we, uh, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?"
foolishwren: we're REALLY in it now... (oh Grug...)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-08 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Heather's lamplike eyes grew from slits to perfect circles in the gloom.

"Shit!"

She had no reservations about complying with the vampire's suggestion-- but as she awkwardly scrambled on all fours to get through the door, the unsurprising once again occurred.

"--Zilla! Zilla, I'm stuck!"

Heather, you are a giant monster now. GET CREATIVE.
toothaches: (oh shit)

[personal profile] toothaches 2014-08-10 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Maurice couldn't peel his eyes away from the teeth. Some of the smaller ones had already disappeared into the floor, leaving fine piles of dust around the holes.

"Wh--change! Change back! Get smaller! Something!"

Unconsciously he reached out for her enormous claws with his own much, much smaller claws.
foolishwren: there is a train at midnight, and some meat themes throughout the movie, but the train itself is not filled with meat.  4/10 (TITLE ACCURACY: "Midnight Meat Train")

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-11 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Heather scrabbled at the red dirt, tearing up great clods of earth in her panic.

But the old house was rickety and the entire doorway had probably been a buffet table for termites at some point. There was a loud creak and a gunfire-snapping of splintering wood as Heather finally broke free, taking out half of the house's facade with her in the process.
toothaches: (oh shit)

[personal profile] toothaches 2014-08-13 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Maurice wheeled his arms and stumbled away from the house. Wood creaked and whined and with the front door frame destroyed the entire structure began to slump sideways like a soggy cardboard box. A few mice abandoned ship before it was too late.

"Heather!" Maurice was torn between fussing over her then and there or trying to drag her huge shaggy ass further away from the demolition site. He tugged on one of her big clawhands anyway.
foolishwren: heather out (bye haters)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-14 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
With the doorway still around her middle like a bizarre modern-art skirt, Heather clawed and clambered her way away from the house as fast as she could, her wings beating the air haphazardly.

"I'M COMING! I'M COMING!"
toothaches: (did anybody hear that)

[personal profile] toothaches 2014-08-19 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Once Heather had put a little distance between herself and the house, Maurice moved behind her to both push her giant furry ass and to keep an eye on the crumbling shack. Even though he knew it was his imagination, he could swear he still heard the eerie soft drilling of those teeth spinning down into the earth.

This had been a terrible idea! They had to be cursed or something now and it was all his fault!

"Are you hurt?"

Maurice's brain lit up with sudden memory. He too had broken a door in a similar manner but it had been a doggy door. The wooden frame had scratched him up but he hadn't had a layer of fur and or feathers to protect him.
foolishwren: I feel like my room is going to fill with fog and she’s going to walk slowly towards me and I’ll be defenseless (listening 2 lana delrey @ night is scary)

[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-19 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Twisting her head almost all the way around to stare over her shoulder in alarm, she shakes it back and forth.

Because no, aside from the bump on her head, she's not that hurt.

"What the hell WAS that?"
toothaches: (weh)

[personal profile] toothaches 2014-08-22 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"I--dunno. I dunno! Nothin' I've ran into before!"

He didn't feel like a very good world-walker then.

Once they were far enough away from the house that the creaking and snapping of old wood couldn't be heard over the sigh of wind through the pines, Maurice stopped pushing her and stooped with his hands on his knees.

He really hoped they weren't cursed or something.
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[personal profile] foolishwren 2014-08-23 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"It was teeth. They stood up all by themselves!"

Heather started to get to her dinosaur-like feet, before remembering the WHOLE FREAKIN' DOORWAY around her waist and starting to try and snap it off.

"Rrgh!"
toothaches: (two outta three aint bad)

[personal profile] toothaches 2014-08-25 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Maurice shielded his eyes with an arm so that he didn't get a faceful of splinters.

"I think when it comes time to head home we should just go the long way around." He looked up at his friend for a long moment. "The sooner we teach you to fly, the better."