"Well...it was back when I was alive. Me and my dragon friend and a dead wolf and my cousin and my other cousin that I like a lot more were in an attic. Only it wasn't a normal attic. It was like...every attic ever all smashed together."

That felt like a pretty good description.

"And this monster found us...so we were all...oh shit. We gon' die. But then this big orange horse with colored hair showed up and saved us. She was really nice, but I forgot what she said her name was...or if she even did."