"Huh. Well, if you ever wanna try it out, I could teach you." He fancied himself an alright instructor. Maurice puffed himself up. "I could teach you how to do Death Dives!"

The vampire didn't want to get ahead of himself though.

"It don't hurt, does it?" BEING ON FIRE sounded kind of painful now that he thought about it. He wasn't sure if he could handle turning into a big feathery heartburn monster.