"Nothing happened, just..."

You never realize how hard it is to describe something supernatural until you experience something that isn't even the norm for the abnormal. If it had been a werewolf bite, it might be rough to tell people, but at least you could always sum it up as 'Yeah, I got my ass bit on the full moon. Sucks.'

But rolling out of bed one morning with black hair and feathers sprouting in all kinds of places that people weren't supposed to have them was really weird.

"Anyway, are you okay? Who was that guy?"

Derailment for 500, please!