[Rolling her eyes exaggeratedly, she pulls out of the hug and makes a show of shuffling a random pile of papers under her bed as though it might be incriminating.]
I'll have to hire a sitter, child-proof all the locks... make sure the safety's on on all of my guns... hide all the stuff small enough for you to choke on...
[Heading over to the window, she yanks the curtain that had been partially covering it aside. If nothing else, there's a pretty good view from all the way up here.]
no subject
[Rolling her eyes exaggeratedly, she pulls out of the hug and makes a show of shuffling a random pile of papers under her bed as though it might be incriminating.]
I'll have to hire a sitter, child-proof all the locks... make sure the safety's on on all of my guns... hide all the stuff small enough for you to choke on...
[Heading over to the window, she yanks the curtain that had been partially covering it aside. If nothing else, there's a pretty good view from all the way up here.]
What part of America did you go to?