foolishwren: What I hear: "Jimmy Neutron gets me rock fucking solid." (What he says: "I'm sapiosexual.")
Heather Mason ([personal profile] foolishwren) wrote in [community profile] dazlious 2012-02-18 08:01 am (UTC)

UGH, such an inconvenience.

[Rolling her eyes exaggeratedly, she pulls out of the hug and makes a show of shuffling a random pile of papers under her bed as though it might be incriminating.]

I'll have to hire a sitter, child-proof all the locks... make sure the safety's on on all of my guns... hide all the stuff small enough for you to choke on...

[Heading over to the window, she yanks the curtain that had been partially covering it aside. If nothing else, there's a pretty good view from all the way up here.]

What part of America did you go to?

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