[She totally saw that coming. AW YEE. She's still got it.]
[She shoots him a smirk over her shoulder before crossing the tiny space over to the bathroom door and unceremoniously kicking it open with one foot and a little more enthusiasm than necessary.]
Bathroom's in there. I try to spend as little of the day as possible in there though because it's like the size of a sardine can and also the hot water runs out really fast and takes hours to build back up. Just warnin' you in advance.
[Then she turns and gives the little fridge a pat.]
This is the Freeze Machine. It keeps my food from getting all nasty.
You can help yourself to whatever's in there. It's mostly crap-quality but eh, whatcha gonna do.
[Leaving the fridge, she shrugs to a small, doorless closet as she steps past it. It's half taken-up by clothes and half by a makeshift shelf housing more food.]
You can help yourself to whatever's in there too, but I'd prefer you stick to the food. I don't think anybody needs to see you in a miniskirt.
[... Even if he totally pulls stuff like that off during his cross-dressing capers.]
[She heads over to the desk, which houses a small laptop and a battered-looking TV on the shelf above it.]
Cable comes included with the room, which is like... the only good thing about this building. So we can watch all the weird Mexican gameshow channels we want.
[... And that's about it. It took her about ten steps to circle around the entire place. She stands in the center and spreads her arms to indicate the various hodgepodge piles of boxes, books, and miscellaneous papers.]
If you need to move anything around, I don't care, it's not like... in any order. Just try not to knock anything over because that could start a chain reaction and that would not be pretty.
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[She shoots him a smirk over her shoulder before crossing the tiny space over to the bathroom door and unceremoniously kicking it open with one foot and a little more enthusiasm than necessary.]
Bathroom's in there. I try to spend as little of the day as possible in there though because it's like the size of a sardine can and also the hot water runs out really fast and takes hours to build back up. Just warnin' you in advance.
[Then she turns and gives the little fridge a pat.]
This is the Freeze Machine. It keeps my food from getting all nasty.
You can help yourself to whatever's in there. It's mostly crap-quality but eh, whatcha gonna do.
[Leaving the fridge, she shrugs to a small, doorless closet as she steps past it. It's half taken-up by clothes and half by a makeshift shelf housing more food.]
You can help yourself to whatever's in there too, but I'd prefer you stick to the food. I don't think anybody needs to see you in a miniskirt.
[... Even if he totally pulls stuff like that off during his cross-dressing capers.]
[She heads over to the desk, which houses a small laptop and a battered-looking TV on the shelf above it.]
Cable comes included with the room, which is like... the only good thing about this building. So we can watch all the weird Mexican gameshow channels we want.
[... And that's about it. It took her about ten steps to circle around the entire place. She stands in the center and spreads her arms to indicate the various hodgepodge piles of boxes, books, and miscellaneous papers.]
If you need to move anything around, I don't care, it's not like... in any order. Just try not to knock anything over because that could start a chain reaction and that would not be pretty.
SO.
Questions?